Post by Darkrift (Homunculus) on Feb 8, 2021 16:28:46 GMT -5
Author's note: This guide was written for the eyes of the immortal. Any mortal that gains knowledge of the existence of an afterlife, and manages to reach any part of it will have their soul snuffed out by a hungry demon in all likelihood. They don't like strays, to put it another way. Anyways, addressing the intended audience only: if you were ever wondering what hell was actually like, I will give you a brief description. If you go there, by all means, take a handbasket, and bring a towel, for heaven's sake.
The Nine Circles of Hell. (According to Rift McCarrion)
To begin, the Underworld is not a truly physical place. Immortal beings such as demons, demigods, inorganics, minor gods, the undead, and the cursed will be able to keep their bodies intact here, but anyone who does not have life eternal see their bodily functions and souls to be processed as it is deemed (unless they have mystical protections in place). I didn't mention angels, because once they cross the threshold, they are pretty much demons at that point. Does this give immortals free passage to roam the underworld as they please? Hell no. Demons can be territorial, if you go poking around a vat of liquid fire, don't be surprised if you have to spend a few decades of trying to climb out of that very vat. Not fun. Demons know they can't kill you... but they really know how to torture folks. So, if you have a one way ticket, proceed with caution, and abandon all hope when you get off of that highway.
1. The First Circle of Hell - Helheim (Norse) Now, if one religion was in charge down here, it should have been managed by the same folks that brought you Ikea. Heilheim has quite a bit of landscape, but it isn't much different than a primitive version of earth that contains Nordic mythological beasts, that also happens to be overcast all of the time. The virtuous "pagans" who either did not die with honor or simply didn't rise to the full potential of being "worthy" to go to Valhalla end up here. This is the most wonderful part of the Underworld due to the views, and actually only the cowardly have it really bad, as they take the form of decomposing corpses. Everyone else has fully functioning bodies. This place is run by a Norse Goddess known as Hel, who I didn't spend much time getting to know. If I could have stayed longer, I would have, because there was something I wanted to witness. Every once in a while, something happens here where an unworthy soul somehow becomes worthy. The Christians have a name for this place too. They call it Limbo.
2. The Second Circle of Hell = The Bardo - (Tibetan Buddhism) Alright, if you thought that Helheim was a revolving door, this place is pretty much the same. For those who were particularly hedonistic in life spend 49 days in a shanty town that is constantly battered by the wind. The dead here are given temporary bodies, with fully functional reproductive organs and if they "keep their virtue" they can go to Nirvana. This is brought to their attention on day one, and if they fail in this regard, they reincarnate on their 49th day. So if you can have fun without going overboard, you get a free pass to paradise. Seems like a pretty sweet deal.
3. The Third Circle of Hell - Samsara - (Hinduism) Karma is a bitch, and if you get enough of the bad stuff, you end up here. Souls who go here get a temporary body with a fully working digestive system! Unfortunately for them, this place appears as a third world country that is pretty much on the brink of disaster at all times. Those who were Hindus in life end up here if their Bad Karma outweighs the good. Now, there is one swanky building in this hovel of a town, and that is the Hotel California. I didn't check into a room, but I went into the lobby of this so called landmark, just to experience it. It is the most luxurious hotel I've ever seen, with a five star restaurant where the meals are complimentary. I would highly recommend it even though there were a few red flags, obviously. I won't go into detail, I can say the Eagles were pretty dead on with their description, except for the part where a minor god of a dying religion worked out a deal with the higher ups to build this place to "collect" the gluttonous, where he cycles through them until they become his nourishment. Outside of the hotel is an endless broken village, ridden with crime and materialism, and there are many "pirates" who thrive at the expense of others. Those guys have a harsh lifestyle, but they do pretty well for themselves when they stay at the top.
4. The Forth Circle of Hell - Sheol (Judaism) Sheol is pretty much a massive metropolis that resembles New York City, except without beaches. The place is jam packed with Skyscrapers as far as the eye can see, and not one sign of a Suburb. I didn't want to stick around here because it was very polluted with noise and grime. Everyone here was miserable although they did not experience any physical pain, and they were constantly focused on working. They seemed to receive pleasure from success. I'm pretty sure those who had been greedy in life go here, to spend their days earning capital that they will never spend or enjoy. I don't think they even took lunchbreaks down there, and I'm pretty sure I saw a law office of fill in the blank on every block. I asked one poor schmuck what he did for fun, and he said "Jury Duty." Holy Shit.
5. The Fifth Circle of Hell - Hades (Greek) Everyone's school bully is down here... so basically everyone who thrashed bozos without a good cause end up under the care of a Megalomaniac. Rumor is that this place is within the mind of an old god, who has grown more mad as time passes. If his sanity crumbles, so will it. Hades is a pretty specific place to end up. For example, let's say you're a bad hombre in general. After you croak, if you murdered somebody in life, you go to Valhalla if it was honorable, and Helheim or Tir nAill if it was not, and mass murderers end up in the ninth circle (more on that later). If you abused someone physically without killing, however, this is the special part of hell you end up in, to basically wonder around as a shambling piece of worm food... or dog food, if it is Cerberus?
6. The Sixth Circle of Hell - The Torment of Conflagration (Islam) Don't go here unless you are resistant to fire. I don't care if you can heal quickly... it AIN'T worth it. Idolaters and those who bear false witness end up here, which is pretty tricky, depending on who you ask. Who defines idolatry? Well, actually, it is the worship of a false god. So if it is a true god, Guess what? You're clear. I'm sure that makes a lot of sense. Well, I promised a description for each ring, didn't I? Okay. A mass grave with open slots being consistently ravaged by wave after wave of fire tornadoes. So not a vacation spot. Moving on.
7. The Seventh Circle of Hell - Tir nAill (Gaelic) This one is particularly hard to describe. Imagine three rings within a circle? So the Seventh circle has three rings.
The First Ring (Outer) Just fire and blood. Those who murdered in vengeance suffer here. They remain here for the entire projected lifespan of the one(s) they had murdered, and then are permitted to move to the second ring.
The Second Ring (Inner) An endless desert, where murderers go. If they are forgiven by their victim, they are released. If not, they will wonder the desert until they are lucky enough to find the innermost ring. (If you consider being slowly erased from existence lucky)
The Third Ring (Internal) This is the defacto home of those who committed suicide for a selfish reason (unlike Helheim, where "suicides to end suffering" souls go). The only oasis within the endless desert, this is a swampy area on which fae folk feed upon the souls of the damned. Once again, if the murderous souls are forgiven by their victim, they are released, even if that victim was themself. Those who wait too long are consumed by not only the plant life, but all manners of fae beasts that roam the swamp in search of easy prey. There is a caretaker here that is from the outside has been unofficially called the "Grand Mortician". This is a neutral individual who has the ability to move within the nine circles to maintain order within the classification of the dead. It's a job. No interview, no frills... So, to qualify, an immortal in charge of this circle must have lived long enough to understand the scope of life and death to do well. Here's the kicker: If a former mortal manages to get the upper hand on the Grand Mortician succeeds, they gain immortality by taking the job, even if they are "killed" in the line of duty. The Grand Mortician is considered to be one of the more important cogs within the Hell machine. And I suppose as long as immortals are around the burden will be shared by all at one time or another. (After all, it is not done by anyone more than once). I decided i'd take my turn on the wheel after I made sure my family would be able to carry on without for me for an eon or so, so not today.
8. The Eighth Circle of Hell - Purgatory/Hell (Christianity) If you were expecting a lake of fire, well... they have one. But it has fountains. This place is the worst. Well, not THE WORST, but my dear reader, what could possibly be worse than being burned alive for all of eternity? Having to take endless phone calls within a cubicle, and then filling out paperwork, with all of the mortal hangups you had in life. If you were a liar or a con man in life, this is where you go. Most of the folks here are mentally instable, but unlike Sheol, at least they know how to goof off. They work for free, but the management is somewhat lax at certain times, so once a mortal has figured out the time schedule, it isn't the worst form of punishment. Then again, we are talking about the office where they tackle the task of sorting the damned, so they have to take wins where they can with short weekends and holidays. On my quick visit here, I pretty much kept my head down, looked busy, and moved on to the final ring.
9. The Ninth Circle of Hell - The Chinvat Bridge (Zoroastrianism) Working in this part of hell is actually a punishment for demons. Once a mortal soul enters the gate, there is a mile long ramp to traverse, because there isn't anywhere else to go. At the end of the ramp, there is a massive stone bridge known as the "Bridge of Separation." To end up here, one must have been particularly wicked. I'm talking mass murderers, serial killers, anyone who committed a form of genocide, you can pretty much gather what happens to them here. If a mortal gets dragged across the other eight circles of hell, all that is left of them is a soul. The bridge is inhabited by a demon called "Mithra", who snatches a soul up and stares at them for a while, saying nothing. The whole damn thing is a farce. Because the bastard will act like the soul might be redeemable, give them a few hours of pure bliss, and then they are cast off the bridge into a frozen wasteland to be tortured by an old hag called "The Crone" for who knows how long. They say if a mortal can make it across the expanse of the bridge, they will spend eternity in paradise with the god called Ahura Mazda, who of course I didn't get to meet. So I have to end this guide on a particularly dull note, as there was nobody around when I got there.
So there you have it. I managed to map out the majority of hell, which lines up with Dante's version pretty well. Are there other versions of "the bad place" out there? Absolutely, because all it takes is belief for it to manifest. Some folks just pop into nothingness, opting to cease existence, which I think is pretty dumb, because that means there isn't much point to living if your story ends there. Overall I'd say that it is possible for someone to escape hell if they know the rules, but I'm never going to claim to have all of the answers.
The Nine Circles of Hell. (According to Rift McCarrion)
To begin, the Underworld is not a truly physical place. Immortal beings such as demons, demigods, inorganics, minor gods, the undead, and the cursed will be able to keep their bodies intact here, but anyone who does not have life eternal see their bodily functions and souls to be processed as it is deemed (unless they have mystical protections in place). I didn't mention angels, because once they cross the threshold, they are pretty much demons at that point. Does this give immortals free passage to roam the underworld as they please? Hell no. Demons can be territorial, if you go poking around a vat of liquid fire, don't be surprised if you have to spend a few decades of trying to climb out of that very vat. Not fun. Demons know they can't kill you... but they really know how to torture folks. So, if you have a one way ticket, proceed with caution, and abandon all hope when you get off of that highway.
1. The First Circle of Hell - Helheim (Norse) Now, if one religion was in charge down here, it should have been managed by the same folks that brought you Ikea. Heilheim has quite a bit of landscape, but it isn't much different than a primitive version of earth that contains Nordic mythological beasts, that also happens to be overcast all of the time. The virtuous "pagans" who either did not die with honor or simply didn't rise to the full potential of being "worthy" to go to Valhalla end up here. This is the most wonderful part of the Underworld due to the views, and actually only the cowardly have it really bad, as they take the form of decomposing corpses. Everyone else has fully functioning bodies. This place is run by a Norse Goddess known as Hel, who I didn't spend much time getting to know. If I could have stayed longer, I would have, because there was something I wanted to witness. Every once in a while, something happens here where an unworthy soul somehow becomes worthy. The Christians have a name for this place too. They call it Limbo.
2. The Second Circle of Hell = The Bardo - (Tibetan Buddhism) Alright, if you thought that Helheim was a revolving door, this place is pretty much the same. For those who were particularly hedonistic in life spend 49 days in a shanty town that is constantly battered by the wind. The dead here are given temporary bodies, with fully functional reproductive organs and if they "keep their virtue" they can go to Nirvana. This is brought to their attention on day one, and if they fail in this regard, they reincarnate on their 49th day. So if you can have fun without going overboard, you get a free pass to paradise. Seems like a pretty sweet deal.
3. The Third Circle of Hell - Samsara - (Hinduism) Karma is a bitch, and if you get enough of the bad stuff, you end up here. Souls who go here get a temporary body with a fully working digestive system! Unfortunately for them, this place appears as a third world country that is pretty much on the brink of disaster at all times. Those who were Hindus in life end up here if their Bad Karma outweighs the good. Now, there is one swanky building in this hovel of a town, and that is the Hotel California. I didn't check into a room, but I went into the lobby of this so called landmark, just to experience it. It is the most luxurious hotel I've ever seen, with a five star restaurant where the meals are complimentary. I would highly recommend it even though there were a few red flags, obviously. I won't go into detail, I can say the Eagles were pretty dead on with their description, except for the part where a minor god of a dying religion worked out a deal with the higher ups to build this place to "collect" the gluttonous, where he cycles through them until they become his nourishment. Outside of the hotel is an endless broken village, ridden with crime and materialism, and there are many "pirates" who thrive at the expense of others. Those guys have a harsh lifestyle, but they do pretty well for themselves when they stay at the top.
4. The Forth Circle of Hell - Sheol (Judaism) Sheol is pretty much a massive metropolis that resembles New York City, except without beaches. The place is jam packed with Skyscrapers as far as the eye can see, and not one sign of a Suburb. I didn't want to stick around here because it was very polluted with noise and grime. Everyone here was miserable although they did not experience any physical pain, and they were constantly focused on working. They seemed to receive pleasure from success. I'm pretty sure those who had been greedy in life go here, to spend their days earning capital that they will never spend or enjoy. I don't think they even took lunchbreaks down there, and I'm pretty sure I saw a law office of fill in the blank on every block. I asked one poor schmuck what he did for fun, and he said "Jury Duty." Holy Shit.
5. The Fifth Circle of Hell - Hades (Greek) Everyone's school bully is down here... so basically everyone who thrashed bozos without a good cause end up under the care of a Megalomaniac. Rumor is that this place is within the mind of an old god, who has grown more mad as time passes. If his sanity crumbles, so will it. Hades is a pretty specific place to end up. For example, let's say you're a bad hombre in general. After you croak, if you murdered somebody in life, you go to Valhalla if it was honorable, and Helheim or Tir nAill if it was not, and mass murderers end up in the ninth circle (more on that later). If you abused someone physically without killing, however, this is the special part of hell you end up in, to basically wonder around as a shambling piece of worm food... or dog food, if it is Cerberus?
6. The Sixth Circle of Hell - The Torment of Conflagration (Islam) Don't go here unless you are resistant to fire. I don't care if you can heal quickly... it AIN'T worth it. Idolaters and those who bear false witness end up here, which is pretty tricky, depending on who you ask. Who defines idolatry? Well, actually, it is the worship of a false god. So if it is a true god, Guess what? You're clear. I'm sure that makes a lot of sense. Well, I promised a description for each ring, didn't I? Okay. A mass grave with open slots being consistently ravaged by wave after wave of fire tornadoes. So not a vacation spot. Moving on.
7. The Seventh Circle of Hell - Tir nAill (Gaelic) This one is particularly hard to describe. Imagine three rings within a circle? So the Seventh circle has three rings.
The First Ring (Outer) Just fire and blood. Those who murdered in vengeance suffer here. They remain here for the entire projected lifespan of the one(s) they had murdered, and then are permitted to move to the second ring.
The Second Ring (Inner) An endless desert, where murderers go. If they are forgiven by their victim, they are released. If not, they will wonder the desert until they are lucky enough to find the innermost ring. (If you consider being slowly erased from existence lucky)
The Third Ring (Internal) This is the defacto home of those who committed suicide for a selfish reason (unlike Helheim, where "suicides to end suffering" souls go). The only oasis within the endless desert, this is a swampy area on which fae folk feed upon the souls of the damned. Once again, if the murderous souls are forgiven by their victim, they are released, even if that victim was themself. Those who wait too long are consumed by not only the plant life, but all manners of fae beasts that roam the swamp in search of easy prey. There is a caretaker here that is from the outside has been unofficially called the "Grand Mortician". This is a neutral individual who has the ability to move within the nine circles to maintain order within the classification of the dead. It's a job. No interview, no frills... So, to qualify, an immortal in charge of this circle must have lived long enough to understand the scope of life and death to do well. Here's the kicker: If a former mortal manages to get the upper hand on the Grand Mortician succeeds, they gain immortality by taking the job, even if they are "killed" in the line of duty. The Grand Mortician is considered to be one of the more important cogs within the Hell machine. And I suppose as long as immortals are around the burden will be shared by all at one time or another. (After all, it is not done by anyone more than once). I decided i'd take my turn on the wheel after I made sure my family would be able to carry on without for me for an eon or so, so not today.
8. The Eighth Circle of Hell - Purgatory/Hell (Christianity) If you were expecting a lake of fire, well... they have one. But it has fountains. This place is the worst. Well, not THE WORST, but my dear reader, what could possibly be worse than being burned alive for all of eternity? Having to take endless phone calls within a cubicle, and then filling out paperwork, with all of the mortal hangups you had in life. If you were a liar or a con man in life, this is where you go. Most of the folks here are mentally instable, but unlike Sheol, at least they know how to goof off. They work for free, but the management is somewhat lax at certain times, so once a mortal has figured out the time schedule, it isn't the worst form of punishment. Then again, we are talking about the office where they tackle the task of sorting the damned, so they have to take wins where they can with short weekends and holidays. On my quick visit here, I pretty much kept my head down, looked busy, and moved on to the final ring.
9. The Ninth Circle of Hell - The Chinvat Bridge (Zoroastrianism) Working in this part of hell is actually a punishment for demons. Once a mortal soul enters the gate, there is a mile long ramp to traverse, because there isn't anywhere else to go. At the end of the ramp, there is a massive stone bridge known as the "Bridge of Separation." To end up here, one must have been particularly wicked. I'm talking mass murderers, serial killers, anyone who committed a form of genocide, you can pretty much gather what happens to them here. If a mortal gets dragged across the other eight circles of hell, all that is left of them is a soul. The bridge is inhabited by a demon called "Mithra", who snatches a soul up and stares at them for a while, saying nothing. The whole damn thing is a farce. Because the bastard will act like the soul might be redeemable, give them a few hours of pure bliss, and then they are cast off the bridge into a frozen wasteland to be tortured by an old hag called "The Crone" for who knows how long. They say if a mortal can make it across the expanse of the bridge, they will spend eternity in paradise with the god called Ahura Mazda, who of course I didn't get to meet. So I have to end this guide on a particularly dull note, as there was nobody around when I got there.
So there you have it. I managed to map out the majority of hell, which lines up with Dante's version pretty well. Are there other versions of "the bad place" out there? Absolutely, because all it takes is belief for it to manifest. Some folks just pop into nothingness, opting to cease existence, which I think is pretty dumb, because that means there isn't much point to living if your story ends there. Overall I'd say that it is possible for someone to escape hell if they know the rules, but I'm never going to claim to have all of the answers.